Wheelwright Mugs

Mark begins to be jolly under creditable circumstances (Martin Chuzzlewit)

"What's a patent?"

The first car accident.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Knight in shining Lycra!

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

The Invention of the Wheel

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

'I need both hands for steering.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

Psychic car mechanics.

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

'Oh course!'

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

'This type of injury wasn't so common, before the invention of the wheel. '

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

Millipede motorist

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"