Wheel Apprentice T-Shirts

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"What's a patent?"

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Bob's Driving School.

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Do you suppose this is art or science?

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

A butcher and his apprentice.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Psychic car mechanics.

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'Oh course!'

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."