Wheel Apprentice T-Shirts

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"What's a patent?"

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Bob's Driving School.

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

A butcher and his apprentice.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

Psychic car mechanics.

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'Oh course!'

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."