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'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Polly txt speak

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

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"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

"Service."

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

"Repeat after me..."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

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