Bird Witch T-Shirts

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Polly txt speak

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Toadstools

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

Emma Watson

Pet Store. Bird Seed. "Bird Seed"? I thought they laid eggs.

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"Service."

"Repeat after me..."

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"