Birdlover T-Shirts

"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Children's Parties

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Intelligent people laugh too!

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Polluted geese

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

Knight feeding his kids.

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

'You know too much!'

Pigeon Little

How about going easy on the carbs

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'