Birdwright Gifts

"Quick! ...Do it now!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

Guitar Man.

'Now what?'

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

A woman playing a keyboard

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Have I told you lately that I love you

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

Joys of D.I.Y.