Birdwatching Social Critic Pillows

The Brexiteer Birdwatcher

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

I think it's time he left home.'

New York Scatological Society

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

A couple of birds out on the town.

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

'I think we're starting sex education too early.'

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

'Sure I can do same day service.'

"And this is where we bottle our rage.

'Apparently this is called 'Nesting'.'

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

'Why can't I ever lead?'

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

Artist Hazards

CEO and COO.

"It's a thongbird."

'Hey guys, wouldn't it be alot easier if we just wore layers?'

'Will you get your mind out of the gutter!'

"The problem with being a roadrunner is coping with the darn potholes! I've twisted my ankle again..."

Darwin misses witnessing unnatural selection.

Year of the Seagull: Scarecrow on car's top losing it's battle in chasing gulls away

"Every commodity has an exchange value, which is measured according to the misery of each person...."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VII