Birdwatching Social Critic Gifts

The Brexiteer Birdwatcher

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

I think it's time he left home.'

New York Scatological Society

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

"You want the lead role in the Thanksgiving play, don't you? Try again, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble' - this time with feeling!"

A couple of birds out on the town.

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

'Sure I can do same day service.'

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

'I think we're starting sex education too early.'

"And this is where we bottle our rage.

'Apparently this is called 'Nesting'.'

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

Artist Hazards

'Why can't I ever lead?'

CEO and COO.

"It's a thongbird."

'Hey guys, wouldn't it be alot easier if we just wore layers?'

'Will you get your mind out of the gutter!'

Year of the Seagull: Scarecrow on car's top losing it's battle in chasing gulls away

"Every commodity has an exchange value, which is measured according to the misery of each person...."

Darwin misses witnessing unnatural selection.

"How's my head size today."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VII