Birdwatching Philosopher Pillows

'I think we're starting sex education too early.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

French Early Bird

New York Scatological Society

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."

Nevermore!

'What part of 'nature' do you not get?'

'Polly want many things, but a cracker isn't among them.'

"I'm a bird dog."

"Why?"

'I want to tap into my higher self.'

Artist Hazards

Pencil Peaock

Tiny bird emerges from giant egg.

The Browntail Craptor

'This should give the sociobiologists somethings to think about.'

"Hey, I didn't mean anything by it. I'm a mockingbird."

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

"Instead of migrating this winter, why don't we do a cruise?"

CEO and COO.

"It's a thongbird."

'Hey guys, wouldn't it be alot easier if we just wore layers?'

'Will you get your mind out of the gutter!'

High Wire Act and Birds

"The problem with being a roadrunner is coping with the darn potholes! I've twisted my ankle again..."

Darwin misses witnessing unnatural selection.

'He's been binge drinking again.'