Birdwatching Philosopher T-Shirts

'I think we're starting sex education too early.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

French Early Bird

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

New York Scatological Society

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

"You want the lead role in the Thanksgiving play, don't you? Try again, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble' - this time with feeling!"

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."

Nevermore!

'Polly want many things, but a cracker isn't among them.'

'What part of 'nature' do you not get?'

"I'm a bird dog."

"Why?"

'I want to tap into my higher self.'

Artist Hazards

Pencil Peaock

Tiny bird emerges from giant egg.

'This should give the sociobiologists somethings to think about.'

The Browntail Craptor

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

"Hey, I didn't mean anything by it. I'm a mockingbird."

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

"Instead of migrating this winter, why don't we do a cruise?"

CEO and COO.

"It's a thongbird."

'Hey guys, wouldn't it be alot easier if we just wore layers?'

'Will you get your mind out of the gutter!'

High Wire Act and Birds

'He's been binge drinking again.'

Darwin misses witnessing unnatural selection.