Biotech Bride Gifts

"Do you, Ashley, take Nesbitt and his genome to be your husband?"

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

A day at the transgenic races

Wedding bouquet spring loaded shoes.

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

Wedding Fayre

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

The Aisle

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

Last night of freedom.

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

"She's registered at Salomon Smith Barney."

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

Bridal bootcamp

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

Genetics Lab. You developed a dwarf cow? I call it "mini-moo"!

Meat Poultry Fish. Genetically Modified Christmas Turkeys. Order Now. They inserted kangaroo DNA to make a product for stuffing, and octopus DNA so everybody gets a drumstick!

'I'm changing my status to not complicated enough.'

Training the Bride's Train Bearers

'We really don't want to say goodbye. So, as a retirement gift - we're upgrading you, so we don't have to!'

Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm

Transgenic farm : 'Where's the main office?' - 'Oink, oink.'

'Jim called to say he apologizes to you and the 300 guests, but he'll have to marry you next week instead. He totally forgot he made plans to go to a boat show this weekend.'