Biotech Bride Mugs

"Do you, Ashley, take Nesbitt and his genome to be your husband?"

A day at the transgenic races

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

Wedding Fayre

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

The Aisle

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

Last night of freedom.

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

"She's registered at Salomon Smith Barney."

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

Bridal bootcamp

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm

Training the Bride's Train Bearers

Transgenic farm : 'Where's the main office?' - 'Oink, oink.'

'We really don't want to say goodbye. So, as a retirement gift - we're upgrading you, so we don't have to!'

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

'I'm changing my status to not complicated enough.'

'Jim called to say he apologizes to you and the 300 guests, but he'll have to marry you next week instead. He totally forgot he made plans to go to a boat show this weekend.'

'No, its not low on toner, Dr Higgins. Just admit you don't know how to clone sheep.'