Biological Clock Humorist Pillows

Add a touch of humor to their space with our playful pillows for the biological clock humorist. Perfect for brightening a room or adding a witty accent to any sofa or bed.

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"Oh my god! I'm 40 and unmarried...the hands on my biological clock are giving me the finger!"

"Oh my god! I'm 40 and unmarried...the hands on my biological clock are giving me the finger!" mockup

"Oh my god! I'm 40 and unmarried...the hands on my biological clock are giving me the finger!"

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The Solar System (after deregulation) mockup

The Solar System (after deregulation)

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"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..." mockup

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

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'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.' mockup

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

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'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.' mockup

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

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Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models mockup

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

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"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity." mockup

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

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She loves to play with string theory. mockup

She loves to play with string theory.

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"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation." mockup

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

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'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!' mockup

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

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"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat." mockup

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

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PET THEORIES

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Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick. mockup

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

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How Glaciations Begin

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Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants. mockup

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

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'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.' mockup

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

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"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ." mockup

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

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"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..." mockup

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

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"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!" mockup

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

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"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?" mockup

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

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'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?' mockup

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

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The new Physics

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'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.' mockup

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

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Evolution...the wifi rhino.

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"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle." mockup

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

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Evolution...the dandy lion.

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Evolving/Devolving

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Complex equation results in the conclusion that cats are better than dogs.

Complex equation results in the conclusion that cats are better than dogs. mockup

Complex equation results in the conclusion that cats are better than dogs.

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'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.' mockup

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

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Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules. mockup

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

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'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.' mockup

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

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Biological Clock Humorist Pillows Collection

Biological Clock Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the biological clock with humor and wit—perfect for starting the day with a smile.

Biological Clock Humorist Prints

Decorate with prints that humorously showcase the quirks of life's timing—an easy way to add personality to any room.

Biological Clock Humorist T-Shirts

Find hilarious t-shirts that poke fun at the biological clock—ideal for those who love to wear their humor boldly.