Quirky Science Humorist Pillows

"Hansen, you're a genius! A chicken steak!"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

The Food Chain

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Schrodinger's Black Box

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

She loves to play with string theory.

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

PET THEORIES

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

How Glaciations Begin

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

The new Physics

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

Flan-eating bacteria

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Evolving/Devolving

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'