Science Humorist Pillows

"It's all yours."

"When Dr. Henderson comes in, everybody play dead."

"Ok, now randomly alternate vowels and consonants and we got a name for our new drug."

Pavlov's Cat: 'Dream on Buddy.'

"So I guess this probably counts as an adverse event."

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

Pavlov's Great Great Grandson's Dog

'We need an Exit strategy.'

'in the computer model the only side effect was a dry mouth.'

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

"I get it!"

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

Laboratory mouse in a maze with directions.

"You can clone yourself as much as you like, Brainstorm, but you're only getting one salary."

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

Did you know there are more microscopic bugs living on your body than there are people on earth?

'I've got this guy trained - every time I pull this lever he feeds me!'

Testing the 'All we can do is sit and wait' theory.

'If we didn't do so well in this easy box, they wouldn't have given us this complicated box.'

'It's our latest genetic breakthrough. It does grow on trees, after all.'

"That's not what I meant when I asked you to rearrange the DNA!" (Scientist has drawn 'AND' on the board).

"Did you hear about Blumenkraft? He had so much junk on his desk, it collapsed into a black hole"

'Natural selection box'

"She's the most effective of our emerging new pathogens."

Copyrighted Ideas

"Aaaaaaaagghh!A terminator gene."

'Tell us, in layman's terms, what your breakthrough means.'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

"Nano a Nano"

Press reports suggest that caffeine could provide protection against a range of cancers.

'Pavlov's dog eating Schrodinger's cat'

'Better than changing lead into gold, I've transmitted dihydreic alcohol and terephalic acid into polyester.'

'Oh, it seems he found a way how we can outsmart the ethics committee!'

"That must have been the paradigm shift."