Science Humorist Pillows

"It's all yours."

"When Dr. Henderson comes in, everybody play dead."

"Ok, now randomly alternate vowels and consonants and we got a name for our new drug."

Pavlov's Cat: 'Dream on Buddy.'

"So I guess this probably counts as an adverse event."

Einstein Grill.

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

Pavlov's Great Great Grandson's Dog

'We need an Exit strategy.'

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'in the computer model the only side effect was a dry mouth.'

'We close at six.'

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

"You can clone yourself as much as you like, Brainstorm, but you're only getting one salary."

Laboratory mouse in a maze with directions.

"I get it!"

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Did you know there are more microscopic bugs living on your body than there are people on earth?

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

Testing the 'All we can do is sit and wait' theory.

'I've got this guy trained - every time I pull this lever he feeds me!'

'If we didn't do so well in this easy box, they wouldn't have given us this complicated box.'

'It's our latest genetic breakthrough. It does grow on trees, after all.'

'Tell us, in layman's terms, what your breakthrough means.'

Copyrighted Ideas

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'Natural selection box'

"That's not what I meant when I asked you to rearrange the DNA!" (Scientist has drawn 'AND' on the board).

"She's the most effective of our emerging new pathogens."

"Did you hear about Blumenkraft? He had so much junk on his desk, it collapsed into a black hole"

"Aaaaaaaagghh!A terminator gene."

'Pavlov's dog eating Schrodinger's cat'

"Nano a Nano"

Press reports suggest that caffeine could provide protection against a range of cancers.

'Better than changing lead into gold, I've transmitted dihydreic alcohol and terephalic acid into polyester.'