Billing Department Employee Gifts

'This dentist office is equipped with all the latest extraction technology...and that's just our billing department!'

"You do a very good job, Baldo."

"Normally we don't accept micropayments but in your case we'll make an exception."

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

I am billing, therefore I am.

"We calculated your age by how many hours you billed your clients, and you are at least 96."

"No, I didn't say, 'health'. I said I'm concerned about your wealth... Can you afford to pay my bill?"

Exploring Healthcare Careers

'Accounting has suggested we standardize our billing procedure.'

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

"I charge by the grain."

"The first bill is always a shock-everyone thinks Heaven will be free."

Medical Billing & Coding

'It has nothing to do with relativity. He's trying to figure out his cable bill.'

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

'The computer links me to other doctors, so I can see how much they're charging for tests.'

"Remember the longer the jury stays out the more the more hours I have to bill."

"The doctor recommends payment in advance. A person in your condition doesn't need to be worried about bills."

"Recovery involves elements of faith. So let's pray my billing service, this hospital and your insurance provider all work smoothly together."

"That's guy's got 12 personalities...address his bill 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

"Hey! You overcharged me by $20."

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

The 12 Days of Covidmas

'Here, check it by processing my bill.'

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

"Your bill has been doubled to include your own false pregnancy."

'Poor me. . . pour me a drink!'

Accounting.

'The transplant went okay, but your insurance company is rejecting the bill.'