Billing Specialist Gifts

A cure for billing errors!

'The transplant went okay, but your insurance company is rejecting the bill.'

"Our hospital is dedicated to cost transparency for our patients. I think you'll find our prices are so transparent you can't even see them."

'The nurse will return your pants as soon as you pay your bill.'

"I want you to pay your bill, but I refuse to do any arm twisting."

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

EAR, NOSE & THROAT ASSOCIATES/ARM & A LEG BILLING DEPT.

More holiday ICD-10 codes you may encounter...

"The doctor has every possible insurance form, but we're not prepared to handle cash."

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"I hope you don't mind the medical student who's here to observe my billing procedure."

Clock Co. Billing an & Coo Coo Dept.

How's my billing? Dial 1-800-KA-CHING

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

'The healing process will be longer because of the bills.'

'Resuscitation is available if you pass out from the bill.'

"Reimbursements are still shrinking - billing sent us the latest payment to read."

'Please don't use a cartoon font and emoticons when you prepare overdue account statements. We don't want to send the wrong message.'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

Invoice: 'That's good laughter is the best medicine.'

'And this is the computer that sends out our final demands.'

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

I am billing, therefore I am.

"I'll have someone come in and prep you for the bill."

'You may have an adverse reaction when I administer this. It's your medical bill.'

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

"If it's an expensive surgery, we now implant a GPS tracking device for the hospital's collections department."

'Don't ask how much your hospital bill is because we have no way of knowing.'

'Accounting has suggested we standardize our billing procedure.'