Billing Specialists Gifts

'Everybody, please welcome Moose and Rocco to the team. They're our new revenue enhancement and collections specialists.'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

Invoice: 'That's good laughter is the best medicine.'

'And this is the computer that sends out our final demands.'

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

I am billing, therefore I am.

"I'll have someone come in and prep you for the bill."

'You may have an adverse reaction when I administer this. It's your medical bill.'

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

"If it's an expensive surgery, we now implant a GPS tracking device for the hospital's collections department."

"No, I didn't say, 'health'. I said I'm concerned about your wealth... Can you afford to pay my bill?"

Exploring Healthcare Careers

'Don't ask how much your hospital bill is because we have no way of knowing.'

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

"I charge by the grain."

"The initial test results are in and you have excellent coverage."

"But Doctor - will the government pay for Ferris Buelleritis?"

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

'It has nothing to do with relativity. He's trying to figure out his cable bill.'

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

'You'll be happy to know there's nothing wrong with you. That will be four thousand, three hundred and eighty two dollars.'

Medical Billing & Coding

'The doctor told me to avoid stress and then sends me a bill for $670.00.'

'Nothing about universal health care?'

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

'We're moving you from intensive care to intensive billing.'

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

Man robbed by medical center.

'The computer links me to other doctors, so I can see how much they're charging for tests.'