Bill Warrior Gifts

"I'll be blunt. You don't have much time. In three days I'm turning this over to a collection agency."

Rare Medical Conditions - The compulsive desire to work out restaurant bills correctly

Bills for Payment this Month.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Salaries Manager. No.'

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Future garbage truck driver.

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Exercise Class

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Running

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'I hate Mondays.'