Bill Payer In Denial Pillows

"Why you may identify as a guy who pays his bills. your credit score identifies you as something else."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

"I charge by the grain."

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"Hey! You overcharged me by $20."

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

"Your 'businessman's lunch' was $9.95, sir, but I had to add a 'fair share' surcharge."

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

Sightseeing in the car

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

"Your bill includes a 10% surcharge that goes towards raising awareness of the rampant overcharging in the legal fraternity."

"His ingrowing solicitor was playing up again."

'Philip was cute this morning. He said money's tight and I should only buy what I need.'

'After seeing the latest fuel bills your Dad's gone nuclear!'

'Why do I always lose at this interactive television fishing show!'

'I must warn you; reading your bill may cause heart palpitations,cold sweat,stomach cramps,nausea...'

Billy strip: paying bills with a smile.

"Final demand! Does that mean they'll stop pestering us?"

We use all the latest painless procedures, so now a visit only hurts at the end when you get the bill.

Island Rent Due.

'I have a terrible fear of paying bills.'

Dual Fuel Bill in Hell

'A second opinion? All right, but I charge double for that.'

'Before we begin I need to inform you that the computers in this row are not working and some of the passwords are not being accepted by all the computers.'

"I've consolidated all our bills into one missed payment."

"I think the plumber wants his bill paid!"

"Did you pay the gravity bill?"

'I suddenly feel car sick. The annual insurance bill has just arrived.'

'It's the credit card bill.'