Bilinguality Gifts

"The good thing about knowing both English and Spanish is you're worth twice as much!"

Chill Out Worshippers!

'Some democrats and Republicans sat together at the state of the union.'

"A reconciliation bill? -- I've been in Congress for 37 years, and I've never reconciled anything!"

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

"Remember, our do-nothing congress never raised your taxes!"

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

"This is delicious. I'm glad I didn't try to order in Italian"

Australasia.

'Roughly translated I believe you said 'Hello, Sailor' dear.'

'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

Subtitles are often used in film productions

Crossing the thin line into show business

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

"That's no statue...that's our government solving our problems."

"Can I spend night at Cruz's house? Por favor? Tu R's bst eva paps!"

"Stop worrying! It can't be THAT hard to learn Chinese - all the children speak it here!"

"My mom's multilingual. She can say 'no' in four languages."

'To listen to these people you'd think all our partners were white middle aged men who spent all their time agreeing with each other.'

'He can ignore you in seven different languages.'

Jean Chrétien: I don't speak good English, but I French very well!

'No other gods before him? - What about multiculturalism?'

"I don't see why I have to learn this stuff! It's knowledge I'll never need! As long as you're here to translate for me."

"Look! Here comes a job offer!"

Fist bumps in other languages

'There's just nothing like a traditional English pub is there?'

"Baldo, I got these language tapes to help you learn Spanish."

"...So we arrived at 'Enjoy in whatever way you see fit this particular time of year'..."

'Annual we love our homeland but we'd rather live here parade'

"Once again the Democrats are totally refusing to reach across the aisle."