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"The good thing about knowing both English and Spanish is you're worth twice as much!"

Chill Out Worshippers!

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

"A reconciliation bill? -- I've been in Congress for 37 years, and I've never reconciled anything!"

'Some democrats and Republicans sat together at the state of the union.'

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

"Remember, our do-nothing congress never raised your taxes!"

"This is delicious. I'm glad I didn't try to order in Italian"

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

'Roughly translated I believe you said 'Hello, Sailor' dear.'

Subtitles are often used in film productions

Crossing the thin line into show business

Australasia.

'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

"That's no statue...that's our government solving our problems."

"Can I spend night at Cruz's house? Por favor? Tu R's bst eva paps!"

"Crap. It's in Spanish."

"My mom's multilingual. She can say 'no' in four languages."

"Stop worrying! It can't be THAT hard to learn Chinese - all the children speak it here!"

'To listen to these people you'd think all our partners were white middle aged men who spent all their time agreeing with each other.'

'He can ignore you in seven different languages.'

'No other gods before him? - What about multiculturalism?'

Jean Chrétien: I don't speak good English, but I French very well!

"I don't see why I have to learn this stuff! It's knowledge I'll never need! As long as you're here to translate for me."

"Look! Here comes a job offer!"

Fist bumps in other languages

'There's just nothing like a traditional English pub is there?'

"These pre-meeting invocations may have gotten out-of-hand!"

'Annual we love our homeland but we'd rather live here parade'

"Once again the Democrats are totally refusing to reach across the aisle."