Bilingual Soul T-Shirts

"Now here's a sign of the times."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Cat Tie

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

'Honestly, Geraldine, you're not like any other penguin I've ever met.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

Shoe repair

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

Face painting - children have no faces

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

Snowballs!

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

"He pretends to throw the stick. I pretend to chase it . Is that normal?"

'Your heart is slightly larger but that's because you're an animal lover.'

'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

"Dude, you shot my out with that stupid thing! Now my depth perception is going to be off!"

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

Pets: Three Puppies try to charm man through pet shop window.

Attack of the dreaded 'Pantsing' sharks.

Snowman and girl

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'