Bilingualism T-Shirts

"Stop worrying! It can't be THAT hard to learn Chinese - all the children speak it here!"

"Hey, this is America...talk English!"

"Look, Baldo, there's no shame in forgetting your mother tongue."

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

"It's Tio Luis...I'm pretty sure he still thinks I don't think enough Spanish around here."

Jean Chrétien: I don't speak good English, but I French very well!

Marco Rubio to give bilingual GOP response to the state of the union speech.

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

"I don't see why I have to learn this stuff! It's knowledge I'll never need! As long as you're here to translate for me."

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

"Billy, it's pretty rude to come to my house and tell my dad he can't speak Spanish."

"It's my second cousin Gerardo!"

"Now here's a sign of the times."

"So...does your family speak Spanglish?"

"Look! Here comes a job offer!"

"Baldo, I got these language tapes to help you learn Spanish."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Chill Out Worshippers!

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

'I'm dreaming of a white. . . err. . . I mean a more inclusive Christmas.'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

Children hold hands around a map of the world with picnic food.

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Latinos in the USA

"Me and my family are Equatorists. We worship an imaginary lion that runs around the earth forever."

Teach Love

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of multiculturalism.'

"This is delicious. I'm glad I didn't try to order in Italian"

Spanish speaking English department

"Head office says that transparency in communicating internally and with clients is of paramount importance..."

'Roughly translated I believe you said 'Hello, Sailor' dear.'

Not a Work Place, A Woke Place.