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"It's the night of the bilingual telemarketers!"

"Can I spend night at Cruz's house? Por favor? Tu R's bst eva paps!"

Marco Rubio to give bilingual GOP response to the state of the union speech.

'Kevin and I are both learning Spanish so we can not have anything to say to each other in more than one language.'

"Any questions?"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

We can do ANYTHING if we all work TOGETHER.

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

'You're a smooth talker, Alphonse, but around here that's not enough.'

"The legal people are terrified of litigation but I insisted that we write an apology to the client of the lack of service. . . as long as we don't sent it!"

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

'That line means good managerial skills!'

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

Body Language - Hiss!

'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

Subtitles are often used in film productions

'Roughly translated I believe you said 'Hello, Sailor' dear.'

"A handshake and a high five - I can't see this merger working."

"Should I announce my retirement before or after...."

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

"Click heels... needed ASAP... in Kansas."

'I'll make sure the boss hears your concerns.'

"My French is OK but you should really see my Reportese..."

"Are you sure people will show up?"

'Well, yes, the fine print is in Arabic, but it's a wonderful language.'

"Stop worrying! It can't be THAT hard to learn Chinese - all the children speak it here!"

"Your memos are well-written, but you need to work on creating more uncertainty and fear."

'The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services...'

'I hear a still, small voice crying in the wilderness.'