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"Crap. It's in Spanish."

"I'm still pre-literate."

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

It's a picture book. The words aren't called "subtitles."

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

" ... para Espanol ... "

Subtitles are often used in film productions

'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

'Roughly translated I believe you said 'Hello, Sailor' dear.'

"I'm part of a working party looking into teaching the Blairs Italian"

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

'He can ask 'what's for dinner' in 10 different languages.'

"Can I spend night at Cruz's house? Por favor? Tu R's bst eva paps!"

'I say to hell with it. If it can't be said in English, it ain't worth saying at all.'

"Stop worrying! It can't be THAT hard to learn Chinese - all the children speak it here!"

"My mom's multilingual. She can say 'no' in four languages."

'He can ignore you in seven different languages.'

'The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services...'

Jean Chrétien: I don't speak good English, but I French very well!

"Look! Here comes a job offer!"

Chère Maman

Fist bumps in other languages

Mixing Baseball and Football

"...So we arrived at 'Enjoy in whatever way you see fit this particular time of year'..."

'Annual we love our homeland but we'd rather live here parade'

"It's the night of the bilingual telemarketers!"

Hier gesprochene Enlglisch.

'Like I told you: French is English spelt backwards!'