Multilingualism Gifts

"My mom's multilingual. She can say 'no' in four languages."

"Merry Christmas, Tia Carmen!"

"Can I spend night at Cruz's house? Por favor? Tu R's bst eva paps!"

'Thanks to Rosetta Stone, I can ask a hooker if she's a cop in three different languages.'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Wok. Don't Wok.

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"It lost a little something in translation."

"I lettered in spelling."

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Diolch

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

'Cat job interviews.'

Good Luck!

East End Maps.

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"What can I say? I was an English major."

'This is delicious. I'm glad I didn't try to order in Italian.'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."