Bilingual Speakers Gifts

Subtitles are often used in film productions

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

Chère Maman

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

'Roughly translated I believe you said 'Hello, Sailor' dear.'

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

"Are you sure people will show up?"

"Can I spend night at Cruz's house? Por favor? Tu R's bst eva paps!"

"Crap. It's in Spanish."

Fart. Le Poot.

"My mom's multilingual. She can say 'no' in four languages."

"Stop worrying! It can't be THAT hard to learn Chinese - all the children speak it here!"

Jean Chrétien: I don't speak good English, but I French very well!

"I don't see why I have to learn this stuff! It's knowledge I'll never need! As long as you're here to translate for me."

Danaelect: 'I've created a universal language that'll lead to world peace! It's called Danaelect.'

"So you think people will line up to give us a job?"

Chère Maman

"Look! Here comes a job offer!"

"Chiminelas caranchita!"

'Writing a French test to keep my boring middle management government job? ...Not!'

'Like I told you: French is English spelt backwards!'

"Baldo, I got these language tapes to help you learn Spanish."

"It's the night of the bilingual telemarketers!"

"Merry Christmas, Tia Carmen!"

"Look, Baldo, there's no shame in forgetting your mother tongue."

"OK...let's practice your Spanish! And we'll start with things you know...like this! Your computer joystick! In Spanish, it's...it's...el joystick."

'Thanks to Rosetta Stone, I can ask a hooker if she's a cop in three different languages.'

'Twas the Night before Christmas, and all through la casa, not a creature was stirring...oye, que pasa?

"I cannot let American culture hijack this household! We must stick to the values and traditions that have been handed down through the generations! From now on, when you get off the phone...you have to say 'Ciao!'"