Biking Grandma Gifts

Granny on a racer, "I wish these old maids cycling to communion would keep off the pavement."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

'You're texting? Wait--'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

'They keep telling us these are the best years of our lives...but THEY seem to be having a pretty good time!'

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

Lady taking dog for walk.

Silver Surfer.

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"Grandma, what big – wait, is that a flamethrower?"

Rock on Grandma!

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

Muy mum rocks.

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

"Who wants to help Grandma make her famous gingerbread man cookies? You kids get the flour, eggs, and sugar, and I'll get the protoplasm and epithelial tissue."

"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."

An old lady Kitesurfing

"You can still go over the river and through the woods, but it's cheaper to fly."

The geometry of everyday life

"Never too old to rock and roll."

Mum's Baking is best!