Biking Grandma Gifts

Granny on a racer, "I wish these old maids cycling to communion would keep off the pavement."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

'You're texting? Wait--'

'They keep telling us these are the best years of our lives...but THEY seem to be having a pretty good time!'

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Lady taking dog for walk.

Silver Surfer.

My, grandma, what a big premium you have for a plan that doesn't cover getting eaten by a wolf.

"Grandma, what big – wait, is that a flamethrower?"

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

Rock on Grandma!

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

Muy mum rocks.

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

An old lady Kitesurfing

A Cat becomes the victim of a broken spring in an armchair.

"Who wants to help Grandma make her famous gingerbread man cookies? You kids get the flour, eggs, and sugar, and I'll get the protoplasm and epithelial tissue."

"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."

"You can still go over the river and through the woods, but it's cheaper to fly."

The geometry of everyday life

"Never too old to rock and roll."