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Cycling.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"You had me at hell."

Uneasy Rider

'It's just what I always wanted!'

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

Cuba returns to the bicycle

Tour de France champ Octave Lapize

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

'How can I put this....?'

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

Biker family

Car on bike.

Waco violence

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

Sons Of Recumbency