Bike Geeks Pillows

Cycling.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

'It's just what I always wanted!'

"You had me at hell."

Uneasy Rider

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

Pensioners queue up for a Motorbike for Rent.

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

They were right, this is a tough bunker.

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

Cuba returns to the bicycle

'How can I put this....?'

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

Biker family

Car on bike.

Sons Of Recumbency

'Yes, I did say I wanted to go somewhere off the beaten path, but this may be a little too far off.'

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

Waco violence