Big Bang Theory Gifts

Big B: implode...explode.

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

'Teenagers!'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Sigmund Freud.

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Creative entrepreneur at work

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

"Mine's bigger than yours."

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Shall we put it in play?"

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

Newton's Law and Order.

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

'Who was there to hear the Big Bang?'

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'These are our projected profits as capitalism self-destructs.'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"Today we'll explore the origin of the cartoon universe. Also know as the 'Cartooniverse'."