Big Bang Theorist Gifts

'Who was there to hear the Big Bang?'

Big B: implode...explode.

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

The Big Bang is Near - 'Hey, that's classified information!'

'Big bang theory! Ha!'

"Please welcome Dr. Corbett, who will explain his big bang theory."

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"Shall we put it in play?"

"Why have you doubled the price of oatmeal?"

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

New Silk Road,

Black Hole Exhibit

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

'I can dream, can't I?'

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

President Obama: 'You're saying, we go back to a cash only economy, and if that doesn't work, the barter system!'

"Is this it? Are we going to spend the rest of our lives flailing around in the growing gap between rich and poor?"