Big Bang Theorist T-Shirts

'...And the precise value of the Hubble constant is critical to the question of whether out universe will continue to expand forever, or...'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'Who was there to hear the Big Bang?'

Big B: implode...explode.

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

The Big Bang is Near - 'Hey, that's classified information!'

'Big bang theory! Ha!'

Stephen Hawking: Pale Blue Dot

"Please welcome Dr. Corbett, who will explain his big bang theory."

'Teenagers!'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Shall we put it in play?"

Commercial Diplomacy at Work

"Why have you doubled the price of oatmeal?"

More Unequal Than Others

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

Back to Normal

"Today we'll explore the origin of the cartoon universe. Also know as the 'Cartooniverse'."

The end is near.

Here We Go Again

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

Tank. Building this vehicle will create jobs and stimulate growth! He's given new meaning to the phrase "The economy's in the tank"!

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory