Barking Big Bang Theorists T-Shirts

Big Bark Theory (canine version of the origin of the universe)

Bitchbark Canoe

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

'Arf! Arf!'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Dog phrenology

Sonata for Piano and Dog

"I yip, therefore I am."

Dog in therapy.

'Wow, it's busy...I hope we can find a barking spot!'

The Inner Dog.

'Who was there to hear the Big Bang?'

One giant bark for dogkind.

'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...'

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

'No, no, no I said SIT'

'Why is it he never understands sit,stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

"Hang on a second! This nutcase is allowed on the furniture, but I'm not?!"

"Sorry to disturb you, Ma'am, but we've had some reports of a dog barking."

"Bork! Bork!"