Big Bang Theory Prints

Big B: implode...explode.

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Sigmund Freud.

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Creative entrepreneur at work

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

"Mine's bigger than yours."

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Shall we put it in play?"

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

Newton's Law and Order.

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

'Who was there to hear the Big Bang?'

'These are our projected profits as capitalism self-destructs.'

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

Black Hole Exhibit