Bidders' Break Gifts

Looking for a fun and relatable gift for someone who loves the excitement of bidders' breaks? Our collection captures the humor and energy of auction days, making it easy to find a witty, thoughtful gift that'll bring a smile during downtime at the sale. Whether they’re a seasoned bidder or a casual enthusiast, these products are designed to add a touch of humor and charm to their auction experience.

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Auction Rooms - Going...Going...Gone to Lunch

Auction Rooms - Going...Going...Gone to Lunch mockup

Auction Rooms - Going...Going...Gone to Lunch

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E-Baying @ The Moon

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'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?' mockup

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

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"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!" mockup

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

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'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.' mockup

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

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Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!' mockup

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

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"Congratulations! You've won the bid." mockup

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

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"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..." mockup

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

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". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ." mockup

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

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'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?' mockup

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

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"At least you made it into the hallway."

"At least you made it into the hallway." mockup

"At least you made it into the hallway."

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"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys." mockup

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

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"Well, they were the low bidders." mockup

"Well, they were the low bidders."

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'It may be industrial strength Crazy Glue©, but substituting it for welds isn't the way to be low bidder.'

'It may be industrial strength Crazy Glue©, but substituting it for welds isn't the way to be low bidder.' mockup

'It may be industrial strength Crazy Glue©, but substituting it for welds isn't the way to be low bidder.'

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'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

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"My bid falls between my two competitors'. By using twigs, my design is more structurally sound than straw, yet more cost-effective than brick."

"My bid falls between my two competitors'. By using twigs, my design is more structurally sound than straw, yet more cost-effective than brick." mockup

"My bid falls between my two competitors'. By using twigs, my design is more structurally sound than straw, yet more cost-effective than brick."

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"Do I have a cough, a harumph, a wink, a tic? Sold then to the smirk for a million-five."

"Do I have a cough, a harumph, a wink, a tic? Sold then to the smirk for a million-five." mockup

"Do I have a cough, a harumph, a wink, a tic? Sold then to the smirk for a million-five."

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'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.' mockup

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

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Auctioneer upside down so he can read bid number

Auctioneer upside down so he can read bid number mockup

Auctioneer upside down so he can read bid number

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"I brought this electric guitar on ebay last week."

"I brought this electric guitar on ebay last week." mockup

"I brought this electric guitar on ebay last week."

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Rodin's Late Arriver

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"I miss fine stores everywhere."

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Idiot! I told you there'd be a catch to buying a tank on eBay

Idiot! I told you there'd be a catch to buying a tank on eBay mockup

Idiot! I told you there'd be a catch to buying a tank on eBay

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Woman sells on eBay and husband bids on same item.

Woman sells on eBay and husband bids on same item. mockup

Woman sells on eBay and husband bids on same item.

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'Blake Construction lost $500,000 on the Fenton Job. Thank God they underbid us by $100.'

'Blake Construction lost $500,000 on the Fenton Job. Thank God they underbid us by $100.' mockup

'Blake Construction lost $500,000 on the Fenton Job. Thank God they underbid us by $100.'

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'That sneeze bid in a used bull-dozer!' mockup

'That sneeze bid in a used bull-dozer!'

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Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands. mockup

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

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Bidder 2 bids £4 - 'Peel bids £5. Take that, Bidder 2.' - 'Bidder 2 bids £6.' - '£8. How you like it now, bitch, eh?!' - 'Bidder 2 bids £9.' - 'Give me the damn 'bread maker'!!!' -

Bidder 2 bids £4 - 'Peel bids £5. Take that, Bidder 2.' - 'Bidder 2 bids £6.' - '£8. How you like it now, bitch, eh?!' - 'Bidder 2 bids £9.' - 'Give me the damn 'bread maker'!!!' - mockup

Bidder 2 bids £4 - 'Peel bids £5. Take that, Bidder 2.' - 'Bidder 2 bids £6.' - '£8. How you like it now, bitch, eh?!' - 'Bidder 2 bids £9.' - 'Give me the damn 'bread maker'!!!' -

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'Dude, it looks like I have the rest of the evening off work, so I'll be able to go to the basketball game after all!'

'Dude, it looks like I have the rest of the evening off work, so I'll be able to go to the basketball game after all!' mockup

'Dude, it looks like I have the rest of the evening off work, so I'll be able to go to the basketball game after all!'

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Bidders' Break Gifts Collection

Bidders' Break Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs dedicated to bidders and auction lovers—find the perfect humorous or heartfelt gift to start their bidding day.

Bidders' Break Pillows

Find cozy, amusing pillows for bidders and auction fans—add a touch of fun to their living space.

Bidders' Break Prints

Discover artful prints that capture the excitement of auctions—great for decorating their bidding room or personal space.

Bidders' Break T-Shirts

Browse our witty t-shirt designs perfect for auction enthusiasts—show off their passion with humor and style.