Bibliofauna Gifts

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"I love you too, big guy."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Insect extinction

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"We've discovered a habitable planet teeming with strange and wonderous lifeforms! Quick – clear an area for a mining operation and power station!"

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"I don't think of it as an environmental disaster, I think of it as inventing extinct animals."

'Would that be rare, or medium rare?'

"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."

Reading in the rain.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

'I've heard of cooking the books... but how did you rotisserie them and why?'

Replacements for Extinct Animals

The 'Biodiversity versus Jobs' debate, taken to its very likely conclusion.

'If everybody's so crazy about the environment, how come they don't make a big fuss about endangered insects?'

"Hey! Green eyes!"

"The Extinction Museum? - Oh, that's not here anymore..."

Bio-obsolescence

Try out this summer's hot novels in a beach setting

And after you finish studying for the Shakespeare exam, you can experience the tide in the affairs of men by taking a bath.

"Cool, I've never met a vegan flamingo before."

A Conservation Biologist Goes for Therapy

The Tree of Life being chopped down by a man with a chainsaw.

'This could get tricky -- the bug you've got is an endangered species.'

"Biodiversity is us, the pigeons and the rats."

"What's biodiversity?"

'Coniferous Rhinoceros.'