Avifauna Admirer Gifts

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Do me next."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"You're such a good listener."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Romantic Giraffes

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Welcome Spring.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Yak, yak, yak.'