Birdland Bibliophile Gifts

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."

Desert Island Books

Estate Agents.

"It's a recurring nightmare: here I am, readying myself for a mighty roar and this librarian is staring at me..."

Woodpecker House

"I've come to judge some books by their cover."

"Do you have 'The Oxford Companion to Real Estate'?"

'I like it.'

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

Scientist taking air quality reading on roof with canary wearing gas mask.

'Intelligent! I'll say he's intelligent!'

Be Generous to someone.

'And I only brought summer reading.'

Harry knew that his time with the Norman Mailer reading group was over.

'The test-results are back... I'm afraid it's quite serious: You're allergic to pollen...'

Pop-up Book of Missiles

'Levitation? Aisle three.'

"Bill and I are readers."

'Thanks for the good wishes, but I don't think that reading 'Chicken Soup for the Soul' will make me feel better.'

Geez, dad, I don

"There's a gentleman here who says he would like to look at our books."

'Here we go again. 'Cock-a-doodle-do! Cock-a-doodle-do!' ... man, I'm sick of this. Every time he makes a nice shot, he's got to crow about it.'

'Don't be silly -- how can a PARROT be part Scottish?'

"Great, looks like I hit an albatross."