Barking Bibliophiles Gifts

'I like it.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'Arf! Arf!'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Dog phrenology

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Dog in therapy.

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

'Wow, it's busy...I hope we can find a barking spot!'

"Since when did your time spend being man's best friend become billable hours."

'He's barking mad!'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

Dog

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

Select a song: Another Dog Barking. Lots of Other Dogs Barking. Howling. Siren. Doorbell. Dog Karaoke.

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

#NationalPoetryDay

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark. The Dog's Muse.

"The 'yip yip yip' is mine. Stick to your 'woof woof woof.'"