Barking Bibliophiles Pillows

'I like it.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

'Arf! Arf!'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Dog phrenology

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

Dog in therapy.

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

'Wow, it's busy...I hope we can find a barking spot!'

"Since when did your time spend being man's best friend become billable hours."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'He's barking mad!'

Dog

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

#NationalPoetryDay

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

"The 'yip yip yip' is mine. Stick to your 'woof woof woof.'"

"Sorry to disturb you, Ma'am, but we've had some reports of a dog barking."