Bark-tacular Bibliophile Gifts

'Intelligent! I'll say he's intelligent!'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

No Soliciting

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Another slander suit!"

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'Bront?saurus.'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

A day in the life of a dog.

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

Dog

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

Dog Food Pyramid. Meat. Scraps.

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Desperate to save his 'Dognity', Rex needed proof that a bark control collar wasn't the way forward for a woof here. . . and a bark there!!'

"I've come to judge some books by their cover."

"It was humiliating! First, he told me to beg and then he wanted me to roll over and pretend I was dead...so, I bit him!"

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

'Stop barking, Winston!'

Heel! Toe!

"Do you have 'The Oxford Companion to Real Estate'?"