Book-loving Birdwatcher Gifts

Birds reading over woman's shoulder.

Reading my Critics

"That's not how I sat on you."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"Did you get my tweet?"

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Geese's Thoughts.

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

French Early Bird

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

Egyptian Football

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

"There goes our early night."

Meet the author

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."