Book-loving Birdwatcher Gifts

Birds reading over woman's shoulder.

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

"That's not how I sat on you."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"Did you get my tweet?"

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Geese's Thoughts.

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

French Early Bird

Egyptian Football

The bluebird of happiness couldn't make it. I'm the finch of eh, I can't complain.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

I think it's so cute when the kids camp out in the backyard.

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

Meet the author

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

"There goes our early night."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."