Biblically Curious Gifts

"I can't believe I threw all that away for a Cox's pippin!"

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"But what if this is all there is?"

Christian and Born again Christian...

Noah's ark, many lions

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

"I couldn't afford health insurance, so I became a Christian Scientist."

'They'll never take my word for it -- You'd better put them in writing.'

'Yes, they've been fact-checked!'

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

Biblical Procurement Tales: Project Ark.

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

"Seven hundred wives? I'll bet he had a lot of inlaw problems?"

King Solomon's Wedding"You may kiss the brides. You may also kiss the concubines, but don't make a big tzimmes about it."

'Well yes, son. I imagine some marriages of convenience took place.'

'Well now, there's a coincidence. We're Adam and Yves too!'

'Oh-oh -- Adam's calling dibs on everything!'

'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'

The Joy of Begetting

'Why? Because it's there and I always want to cross it!'

'I TOLD you Adam needed a role model.'