Biblical References Gifts

'If it's alright with you, I'd rather not inherit the earth.'

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Jesus breaks the bread.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

Oxfam report shows the 8 richest men as much wealth as the poorer half of humanity.

"Is there an audio edition?"

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'And He sayeth unto me, 'Behold this second set of my commandments, rendered in stone, large-print edition...''

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

The humidity plays heck with Sampson's hair.

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'

"Are you sure the chicken soup was kosher? A guy inside said it's the last supper he'll be eating here."

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

"Hi. I'm Rod. And this is my staff."

Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible

God creates Adam.

All I'm sayin is let he who has not driven naked and stoned cast the first stone...

'Darn -- I forgot to ask Him if the Sabbath is Saturday or Sunday!'

"I tried shutting my mouth and opening my mind, but then I remembered it's better to give than to receive."

The Noah's Ark Conspiracy Theory: 'He built what? Oh, well that's just great...Now I have to figure out what to do with it and start all over.'

'Manna from heaven puts the olfactory talents of Israel's dogs to the test.'

'Joe gives 'em the bad news, and I give 'em the good news, just like 'good cop - bad cop'!'

'Now Test Your Brakes.'

Old Testament - Methuselah has a car accident

"Cheer up, Keith - I'm sure they'll build a singles ark!"

'He only got this job because of who his dad is.'

I don't look like much, but I'm going to inherit the earth.