Biblical Humorist Gifts

Adam reaches for a larger leaf than he needs.

Adam and Eve Food Truck

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

"Mind if I tweak it?"

'You want us to cut WHAT off?'

Alt-Right Thomas

'Lazarus, I'll raise you.'

'Crimony Eve, it's the 5th one you've shrunk. How many times do I have to tell you that my figs are dry clean only!'

Moses separating his Laundry.

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"After receiving the third commandment Moses was alarmed to see the Fire Prevention Officer."

'I'll tell you why it's called paradise. No mother-in-law!'

'Sorry about all this -- It was Pilate error.'

Error 404: the saviour you're looking for has been removed.

"Or,if you prefer, I also have lox and bagels."

Jesus- his final words.

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

The 11th Commandment

'Wander in the desert for forty years? -Is this some kind of FITNESS program?'

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

'When this is over with, I'm going to need a LOT of aromatherapy!'

'About this tithing business -- do You accept manna?'

'...Well yes, technically I am a single cell organism...'

''Ten Commandments' sounds too stuffy. How about God for Dummies?'

Instead of an olive branch, the dove brings a delivery pizza back to Noah's Ark.

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"I know we have to cut costs, but is bringing only one of each a good idea?"

'Is it just me, or does it also bother you guys that he eats animals crackers?'

'Moses in the Gents.'

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

'Everybody's out of compliance except the Israelites, and I'm beginning to worry about THEM.'

"Fortunately for Moses, he always carried a bag of marshmallows."

'Sorry...it just slipped !'

'Take this and use it to make really dumb jokes.'