Biblical Humor Lover Gifts

Moses in Connecticut

'So, yeah! Take it home, look it over, and if anybody has any feedback my door is always open.'

This will be an awesome profile pic!

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'I should never have let the moth try steering.'

"This is Sweden, not Eden."

'To make a long story short, we're going to be homeless for about forty years.'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Moses with Ten Commandments: 'But will these be good for the economy?'

Noah's crew preparing to surf

Keep Off The Grass and Keep Off the Water Too

Jesus' lesser known miracle at the wedding.

"So much for online B'n'Bs, this guy's getting negative feedback."

'David, I want you tested for steroids.'

'And don´t return until you find the shameless who took the tablet with the seventh commandment'

Fishing with God

"You'll be lucky! It's the cup final tomrrow"

'Do you think that's wise?'

'Hey ? this isn't one of those self-improvement scams, is it?'

Alien ark

And on the seventh day God invented cricket

Biblical Idol: "Oh God, not another golden calf!"

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

Inn and Out

'Don't they usually advise against sailing in this weather?'

'Just out of curiosity, sir, let's try Moses' Plumbing.'

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

'I'm sorry, but I can't let you on board unless there's a Mrs Bigfoot.'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"Er, whichever one you like, I like ..."

'That security pat down was so invasive.'

'Ten Commandants? Sure there is some mistake my Lord!'

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

Go Ahead - Make My Day!

Adam, are you dressing me with your eyes again?