Biblical Humor Lover Pillows

Moses in Connecticut

'So, yeah! Take it home, look it over, and if anybody has any feedback my door is always open.'

This will be an awesome profile pic!

'I should never have let the moth try steering.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

"This is Sweden, not Eden."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'To make a long story short, we're going to be homeless for about forty years.'

Jesus' lesser known miracle at the wedding.

Keep Off The Grass and Keep Off the Water Too

Noah's crew preparing to surf

Moses with Ten Commandments: 'But will these be good for the economy?'

"So much for online B'n'Bs, this guy's getting negative feedback."

And on the seventh day God invented cricket

Alien ark

'Hey ? this isn't one of those self-improvement scams, is it?'

'Do you think that's wise?'

"You'll be lucky! It's the cup final tomrrow"

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

'And don´t return until you find the shameless who took the tablet with the seventh commandment'

Inn and Out

'Don't they usually advise against sailing in this weather?'

'David, I want you tested for steroids.'

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

'Just out of curiosity, sir, let's try Moses' Plumbing.'

Fishing with God

'I'm sorry, but I can't let you on board unless there's a Mrs Bigfoot.'

"Er, whichever one you like, I like ..."

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'That security pat down was so invasive.'

"Hold still - I'm supposed to take a verification of delivery photo."

Adam, are you dressing me with your eyes again?

'Ten Commandants? Sure there is some mistake my Lord!'

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

Go Ahead - Make My Day!