Biblical Humor Enthusiast Pillows

"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."

"Maybe he can't swim."

"Oh no, not someone else with a mission statement."

'I'm sorry, Lord, it's my ears, I thought you said Noah, build an arch!'

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'What luck! Wheelchair accessible!'

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu.

Surf's up!

'Whoa! - Adam and Eve are WAY out of compliance!'

The day after the meek inherit the Earth.

With the economic situation going from bad to worse Jonah decides to move back in.

'No! There isn't an option to unsubscribe!'

"All I'm saying is, why do we always have to sit on just one side of the table, all bunched up?"

"I have no idea what you are babbling about, and why aren't you working on the tower."

Adam chasing Eve with a leaf blower.

'Now what? -- The Pharaoh says he's never heard of collective bargaining.'

'Nice try! We only need one of you. You can just turn around and be on your way, buddy.'

'Well, the weather was terrible, but the buffet was AMAZING!! They had EVERYTHING!!'

'No Wallmart...No Target...No mall...How can you call this paradise?'

Jesus' Childhood

Noah's Nark.

'So who gets the apple tree and who gets the fig leaves?' 'The First Prenuptial Agreement.'

'I rob Peter to pay Paul -- What do you do for a living?'

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

'Quit giving it gas...you're going to flood this thing.'

"I warned you about apples didn't I ?"

Moses holds a 1040 form.

'Forty years wandering in the desert? -- couldn't you find a god who knows a short cut?'

Moses crosses the Grand Central Parkway

'Did you get it wet?'

Pass the salt...

David Trying to Remember How Goliath Ever Got on His Calendar

Serving Ribs.

'No, you don't get to pick one from each column!'

"I'm glad the government made us put inthis wheelchair entrance"