Biblical Humor Enthusiast Pillows

"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."

"Maybe he can't swim."

"Oh no, not someone else with a mission statement."

'I'm sorry, Lord, it's my ears, I thought you said Noah, build an arch!'

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'What luck! Wheelchair accessible!'

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu.

'Whoa! - Adam and Eve are WAY out of compliance!'

Surf's up!

With the economic situation going from bad to worse Jonah decides to move back in.

The day after the meek inherit the Earth.

'Nice try! We only need one of you. You can just turn around and be on your way, buddy.'

"I have no idea what you are babbling about, and why aren't you working on the tower."

'Now what? -- The Pharaoh says he's never heard of collective bargaining.'

Adam chasing Eve with a leaf blower.

"All I'm saying is, why do we always have to sit on just one side of the table, all bunched up?"

'Well, the weather was terrible, but the buffet was AMAZING!! They had EVERYTHING!!'

Moses crosses the Grand Central Parkway

Moses holds a 1040 form.

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

'So who gets the apple tree and who gets the fig leaves?' 'The First Prenuptial Agreement.'

'I rob Peter to pay Paul -- What do you do for a living?'

'No Wallmart...No Target...No mall...How can you call this paradise?'

Noah's Nark.

"I warned you about apples didn't I ?"

Jesus' Childhood

'Forty years wandering in the desert? -- couldn't you find a god who knows a short cut?'

'Did you get it wet?'

"One of you shall betray me - Four of you shall get book deals."

David Trying to Remember How Goliath Ever Got on His Calendar

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"C'mon, Goliath - if you think little David can beat you then you've got rocks in your head."

Pass the salt...

The Second-to-last Supper.

"Besides those, Mr Moses, have you got any other collateral?"