Biblical Connoisseur Pillows

Moses Parting the Dead Sea

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Ten Commandments

Christian and Born again Christian...

Moses as a child.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

The First Printed Bible

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

Zora Neale Hurston

Noah's ark, many lions

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

'If you're omnipresent, why do I always have to climb way up here?'

Meet the Author

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

So … how did you two meet?

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

Rocket Ark

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"